PostScript

Travis says:

I think it should be "Nicely Weeved Belts," because it's so hard to find anything to rhyme with "woven."

And Jere replies:

How about stroven ( that could become a word that would mean the past tense of striving for something that you dont really want )

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In counsel we sit, the Binding Law,
And all because some stupid squaw
Decided we should all aspire
To sweep the dirt around the fire.

Now we are Lords, our wampum woven
We have the beads for which we've stroven.
We sit in meetings, rather peeved
Wearing belts of beads the women weeved.

We take up the gavel, address the forum
Call the question, count the quorum.
Around the council fire we're wishing
We'd rather be hunting, or drinking or fishing.

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I think you'll agree that this is Jere's best effort yet! I'm equally proud to have inspired it. - Travis

[And I do agree - Sean]